Hawthorne Classic

Interesting event yesterday. My buddy Kevin, having built a small motorcross track in his backyard held the first (and, sadly last) annual Hawthorne Classic. Many individuals showed up with their 50 and 100cc dirt bikes to show their mettle in Kevin’s yard. Men, women, and children competed for the coveted awards. The weather was great, the Pabst stayed cold, nobody got hurt, and when the cops came, they left shortly afterwards and never came back. All of this near the heart of the schmancy Hawthorne district. I was happy to see that his house was bordered by the abode of some Chunk 666 fellows also, and they broke out some ludictous bikes for the dirt track as well. What fun!