prezzo trades Air Force One for Winnebago

In an effort to connect with what he quaintly refers to as ‘the people’, prezzo has hit the road with a swagger and some starch in his collar. He scored a brilliant trade at a car lot outside Jersey City where he was able to get the dealership to throw in two pieces of intelligence regarding WMDs along with the ’76 Winnebago he got in exchange for Air Force One. In an effort not to be out-down-homed, he bought 2 sacks of Krusteaz at the local Wal-Mart, espousing the virtues of local business and quality jobs creation. He turned the Krusteaz into something of a soup by boiling instead of frying, and commented that he’d ‘better leave work like that to the people who make up the heart of this country.’ He’s since had orange flames painted on the side of his Winnebago, and is trying to figure out how to search ebay for some ‘bull antlers’ for going on the hood, cuz it’ll look Bush (uh, I mean Butch) in Ohio. Well, here’s the story that inspired that.