I coach a boys U-9 soccer team with a friend of mine. While in Germany, the following conversation went down.
Marcus: “Where’s the other coach?”
Coach Jim: “He’s visiting Germany!”
Marcus: “Oh…I thought you said he was in jail!”
So of course when I got back today, they asked me questions like, “why were you in jail?” and, “how did you get out so soon?” The little darlings won today though.